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A little girl asked her mother: How did the human race appear?

The mother answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was
all mankind made.

Two days later she asks her father the same question. The father answered:
Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed.

The confused girl returns to her mother and says: Mom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says they were developed from monkeys.

The mother answers: Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, while your father told you about his side…

MBA Vs. BE Student

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition
organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian……

A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says
“Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars.”

The BE asks, “What does that tell you?”

The MBA ponders for a minute.

“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and
we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?”

The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.
“Practically…Someone has stolen our tent”.

“ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE “