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My friend Ada was slowly recovering from a heart attack. “Doctor,” she
pleaded with her cardiologist, “you must keep me alive for the next two
years. I want to attend my first grandchild’s bar mitzvah.”

“We’ll try,” he replied compassionately.

In due course Ada gratefully attended the festive rite of passage.
Some time later she again spoke to her doctor. “My granddaughter is to
be married in 18 months. Please help me to be able to attend her wedding.”

“We’ll do our best,” he replied.

And my friend happily attended her granddaughter’s wedding.

Ten years passed. Ada visited her cardiologist regularly and followed
his instructions religiously. One morning she called him. “Doctor,” she
began, “I’m feeling fine, but I have another request to ask of you:

Remember how you saw me through to my grandson’s bar mitzvah?”

“Yes.”

“And later how you helped me attend my granddaughter’s wedding?”

“Yes.”

“Well, as you know I’ve just celebrated my 80th birthday. And I just
bought myself a new mattress.”

“Yes?”

“It has a 20-year guarantee…”

This case happened in a hospital’s Intensive care ward where Patients always
died in the same bed
and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with
the supernatural.
No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.

So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the
ward to
investigate the cause of the incidents. So on next Sunday morning few minutes
before 11 a.m.
all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves
what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses,
prayer books
and other holy objects to ward off evil……..
Just when the! clock struck 11…

and then……

then…..

then……..
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and Unplugged the
life support system
& plugged in the vacuum cleaner

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 27th of July. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurwhite for coffee and entertainment would initially be shawhite equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

Romeo ( HR Executive )