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GOD is the only saviour

Lord Anjaneya

Picture: Official winner of the "Not My Job" award

Funny picture : Mona Lisa after marriage

Punch of the day!!!!

Vajpayee, Kalam and Modi have proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life ..... even a poet, scientist or a chai wala can lead a nation ! Maya,  Mamta, Uma Bharathi  & Jayalalitha have proved that if there is no husband to disturb..... A woman can disturb a nation ! Keep smiling.! 😜😝😛😂

Interesting Quote

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sports day

A student spent one full day playing candy crush, temple run, subway surfer and other android games. Yet his parents at regular intervals gave him glucose, water, refreshments and kept encouraging. What's the mystery? It is Sports day at IIN....IIN

Taj mahal arial view

Moral story

Good story with a nice message! A father left 17 Camels as an Asset for his Three Sons. When the Father passed away, his sons opened up the will. The Will of the Father stated that the Eldest son should get Half of 17 Camels, The Middle Son should be given 1/3rd of 17 Camels, Youngest Son should be given 1/9th of the 17 Camels, As it is not possible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, the sons started to fight with each other. So, they decided to go to a wise man. The wise man listened patiently about the Will. The wise man, after giving this thought, brought one camel of his own & added the same to 17. That increased the total to 18 camels. Now, he started reading the deceased father’s will. Half of 18 = 9. So he gave 9 camels to the eldest son. 1/3rd of 18 = 6. So he gave 6 camels to the middle son. 1/9th of 18 = 2. So he gave 2 camels to the youngest son. Now add this up: 9 + 6 + 2 = 17 & This leaves 1 camel, which the wise man took back. MORAL: The

8 Wonders of puri Jagannath Temple

8 Wonders of the Jagannath Temple in Puri are as follows–  1.Flag always flaps in opposite direction of air. 2.From any place in Puri you, will always find the Sudarshan Charka (Charka at top of Temple) facing you. 3.Normally during day-time, air comes from sea to land and during evening, the vice-versa occurs. But in Puri it’s totally opposite. 4.No bird or planes fly above the Temple. 5.The shadow of the main dome is invisible at any time of the day. 6.The quantity of cooked food insidethe Temple remains same for the entire year. But that same quantity of prasadam can feed few thousand people and 20 lac people, Still it won’t get wasted. 7.In the Temple kitchen, 7 pots are kept on each other and cooked on firewood. In this process the contents in the top pot get cooked first and then the bottom one. 8.After entering from Singhadwara’s first step (from inside of the Temple), you can’t hear any sound produced by the ocean. But, when you cross the same step (from outside of

Rich and Poor

Rich & Poor A very rich man took his son to a village to show what poverty is all about : After the trip, he asked his son about poverty... The son replied : We have 1 dog ........... ...... They had 4.... We have a small pool.... ....They have a long river... We've lamps..... they've stars... We've small piece of land....... They've large fields...... We buy food..... They grow theirs & eat fresh....... We have to play with computers.... They have real friends to play..... ..... We have money which is supposed to make us happy..... They have happiness hence they do not need money.. ...... Their fathers have time for their children.... & Our fathers don't have....... The boy's dad was speechless..... Then boy said ''Thanks dad for showing me how poor we are.......

Real incident

It was a Sports Stadium... 8 boys were standing on a track for racing. Ready ! Steady ! Bang ! With sound of Pistol all boys started running. Hardly had they covered 10 to 15 steps, 1 boy slipped & fell. He started crying due to pain. When other 7 Boys heard him, all of them STOPPED running.. STOOD for a while, turned BACK & RAN towards him. All the 7 Boys LIFTED the Boy, pacified him, joined hands together, walked together & reached WINNING Post. Officials were shocked. Many Eyes were filled with tears. It happened at Pune. Race was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health... All participants were Mentally RETARDED. What did they teach ? Teamwork, Humanity, Sportsman spirit, Love, Care, & Equality.. We Surely can NEVER Do this, because... We have Brains.... We have Ego... We have Attitude

Magic of Honey and Cinnamon

Great information!! Cinnamon and Honey...! Drug companies won't like this one getting around. Facts o n Honey and Cinnamon: It is found that a mix of honey and cinnamon cures most diseases. Honey is produced in most of the countries of the world. Scientists of today also note honey as very effective medicine for all kinds of diseases. Honey can be used without side effects which is also a plus. Today's science says that even though honey is sweet, when it is taken in the right dosage as a medicine, it does not harm even diabetic patients. Researched by western scientists: HEART DISEASES: Make a paste of honey and cinnamon powder, put it on toast instead of jelly and jam and eat it regularly for breakfast. It reduces the cholesterol and could potentially save one from heart attack. Also, even if you have already had an attack studies show you could be kept miles away from the next attack. Regular use of cinnamon honey strengthens the heart beat. In America an

Mixer.......

Wife: Where are you? Husband : At home love. Wife: Are you sure? Husband: Yes. Wife : Turn on the mixer. Husband : (turns mixer on) Rrrreeereeeereeee... Wife: Ok my love goodbye. Another day...... Suspicious Wife: Where are you? Husband : At home love. Wife: Are you sure? Husband : Yes. Wife: Turn on the mixer. Husband: (turns mixer on) Rrreeereeeereeee... Wife: Ok my love goodbye. The next day, the wife decides to go home without notice, and finds her son alone and she asks him, "Son, where is your father?" Son: "I don't know, he went out with the mixer... Now don't laugh alone forward it

True incident

Raina & virat

Raina's Mom: Go and bring some vegetables from market. Raina: But Mom, We defeated by Australia, and public are in full anger. Mom: Wear my sari and then go, no one will recognize you. Raina goes to market wearing saree. A Girl: Hi raina how are you? Raina got shocked. Raina :How did you know, I am raina? Girl: Abeh.. I am virat..

Men vs Women

History repeats...

Got this excellent forward. Office goers can relate it perfectly Dronacharya: The Mentor. The employee who doesn't like working himself but is always ready to guide and train new joiners. Bhishma: The Loyal. The employee in a relatively senior position who happily assists the boss in spite of knowing his incompetence (because of some strange oath maybe) Dhritarashtra: The blind boss. He knows that everything is wrong with his project but will still let it function, without making any changes to the current processes. Gandhari: The Yesmen/Women. Boss's immediate juniors who know that they are a part of an evil plan but will stay blindfolded and pretend as if nothing is happening. Yuddhisthira: The ethical guy. Poor chap would never fudge timesheets and call in sick only when he is dying. Bheema: The angry resource. Always ready to pick up a fight with his peers, subordinates or even the bosses. Arjuna: The cool dude. The star performer who also knows how to sell h

Rare photo of Narendra modi

Sardarji

Lie clock

A man dies.. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks..!! He asks angel: "What are these for?" Angel answers: "These are Lie Clocks, every person has lie clock! Whenever u lie on earth, clock moves..!!" The man points towards a clock n asks: "Whose clock is this??" Angel says: its Swamy Vivekanand's. .. It never moved, showing that he never told lie... then The man asks: Where are KCR & Chandra Babu Naidu's clocks??? Angel replies: Those 2 are in our office ... We use these as TABLE FANS..!!