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LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE,Lets laugh together....

Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds

TEACHER: Raju! why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
RAJU: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Veena, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
VEENA: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
VEENA: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Sindhu, what is the chemical formula for water?
SINDHU: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SINDHU: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Sarala, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
SARALA: Me!
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TEACHER: Vinay, why do you always get so dirty?
VINAY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Munni, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MUNNI: I is...
TEACHER: No, Munni...... always say, 'I am.'
MUNNI: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Lateef, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LATEEF: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
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TEACHER: Now, Suresh , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SURESH: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Keerthi , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
KEERTHI : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Hari, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HARI: A teacher

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