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A man dies.. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks..!! He asks angel: "What are these for?" Angel answers: "These are Lie Clocks, every person has lie clock! Whenever u lie on earth, clock moves..!!" The man points towards a clock n asks: "Whose clock is this??" Angel says: its Swamy Vivekanand's. .. It never moved, showing that he never told lie... then The man asks: Where are KCR & Chandra Babu Naidu's clocks??? Angel replies: Those 2 are in our office ... We use these as TABLE FANS..!!
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